People who should be banned from breeding! part 1

People who should be banned from breeding Part1

In the year 1907 the population of the entire planet was 1 billion....That's less than India is today. The population of earth is now around the 6.2 Billion figure! Thats an increase of just over 500% in a single century. On top of that the average life expectancy has risen from 45 to 75...thats a 66% increase. We are living 66% longer in a world 500% fuller...in fact it is estimated that by 2050 the population could be 7.75 Billion....WE NEED TO STOP FUCKING! But not all of us, just some of us and I have started a long long long list which will include all those who should stop reproducing NOW! If you read this and find that you are featured on it then i'm sorry, but it's for the good of mankind.

1) Kids who play music from thier phones on a train so everyone can hear it, buy some fucking headphones you arrogant little shit bags, at least play some nice music if your gonna be that rude, try some Elton John or The Jam or a little bit of Pulp and Morrissey, please don't play that unemotional, bone shattering, ear raping shite that sounds like a plane full of foghorns has crashed into a war torn area of iraq during a screaming contest. I realise that these kids are products of a bad environment, they get shouted at, abused, neglected and to that i say GOOD cos the only comfort i get from sitting through that noise which they call music is in knowing that when this kid gets home his dad is gonna knock 17 different textures of turd out of his bone idle arse.

2)If a woman has a baby in a pram and a toddler with her AND she's pregnant then i suggest you stop fucking at least long enough so you can teach the oldest one how to walk and speak first, try and remember that babies are great BUT the little fuckers grow up really fast and when they do grow it's best to keep an eye on them NOT rip your knickers off and get another one on the go. Instead of people who protest outside abortion clinics they should set up a picket line around this fat bitches knicker elastic! instead of stopping abortions try preventing conceptions, at least people having abortions realise what a useless prick the kids gonna become before it's too late, these vile women with too many kids seems to think that a good kid is gonna come along as a result of the law of averages, well i bet that clhmydia will beat them to it.

3) Binge drinkers, now i'm not really in the best position to critisize people who over indulge in drugs, But these people really get on my nerves more than most others and here's why...                                               

a) Why do these fuckers seem to think that what they do is so much safer and better for you just because it's legal? They drink enough alcohol to cripple an elephant and yet you get an ecstacy pill out and they look at you like you've just shat on thier mothers coffin? NEWSFLASH Alcohol is statistically more likely to kill you on a random night out then ANY other drug, you are more likely to be in a fight on alcohol, you are more likely to be arrested on alcohol, wife beaters and child hitters are more likely to be drunk, it kills your vision, it distorts you hearing, it ruins your judgement, it causes you to think your "fun company" and "being funny", you vomit without warning, you sleep with anything within arms length and the next day you feel like a barrel of scorpians are eating you from the inside...Alcohol is a drug and it's one of the worst drugs around, being legal is not a reason to feel it's  safe.                                                                                                         Ask yourself this question Binge drinkers: If the Government are willing to send troops out to a foreign country that has not attacked us and stay there so long that the combined death tolls are over 700,000 in number, and then decide to start another war with a random country before the first is finished and kill more innocents and destroy more lives,,,what makes you think they give a fuck about your health? If people dying and crime is a good reason to criminalise a drug then alcohol should have been banned a long time ago.                                                        

 b) Why do Binge drinkers talk like they know anything about illegal drugs? I had a friend come up to me several years ago and say the following sentance "Oh mate, i'm on a bit of a come down, I had 10 espresso's yesterday".....now this was a guy who claimed he was anti-drugs and here he is trying to brag about the hangover 10 strong coffees have given him, in an attempt to impress ME cos he knows i have had many indulgences over the years. If you think booze and coffee can make tomorrow feel bad then try 4 grams of coke, two pills and a line of cheap whizz....that'll give you a come down that you'll need 10 espresso's to get through..                                                                             and  finally..                                                                                                                

c) Why do violent/depressed/unintelligent/loud/obnoxious and boring  people feel that alcohol is in anyway gonna make them a better or more affable human being? Alcohol does not improve one factor of a human beings personality in any positive way, the only people who enjoy the company of drunks are other fucking drunk people. If your drunk then in every possible way YOU ARE A CUNT! The great thing about Coke, Pills, Speed and hash is they make you realise that you dont need peoples company to have a good time, when your drugged up you don't really want other people near you, they might talk to you or annoy you and spoil your fun. I suggest we start putting E's in the glasses of binge drinkers...that'll solve your asbo crisis.